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Judgment Of Iranian Leaders Kidnapped


In the wake of the Iranian arrest of 15 British sailors for supposedly trespassing on Iranian waters and the arrogant release of them, Britain Prime Minister Tony Blair has concluded, “Apparently, someone has kidnapped the judgment of the Iranian leadership.”

“If you think about it,” Blair went on to say, “What could the Iranians possibly have had to gain, while they could have lost a great deal, for example, Tehran.”

President Bush joined in Blair’s accusation, stating, “Yep, there’s just no other explanation. And I know from personal experience what it’s like to have your judgment kidnapped. I’m reminded of it every time I refuse to leave Iraq to the Iraqis.”

Responding to the accusation that the judgment in Iran has gone missing, Iranian President Mamoud Ahmadinejad, commented, “Instead of apologizing over trespassing by British forces, the world arrogant powers issued statements and delivered speeches. Now, as you can plainly see, my assumption of their guilt in the statement I just made in no way indicates that my judgment has been kidnapped.”

Then, pointing to his head, but accidentally poking himself in the eye, he concluded, “My judgment is right where it used to be.”

Submitted by:

Tom Attea

Tom Attea, humorist and creator of http://NewsLaugh.com, has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his writing "delightfully funny," "witty," with "good, genuine laughs" and "great humor and ebullience."





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